Raj Thackeray's politics: A Simplified version!

A lot of people r wondering wat happened 2 Raj Thackeray of late..

WHERE IS HE GONE N WATS HE UPTO??
Has he pushed off on a secret mission impossible 2 pakistan 2 avenge mumbai attack n bring LeT commandr Zakir Rehman Lakvi,kickin n screamin,2 india 4 justice,with Dawood Ibraham as a New Year bonus??No one knows!..

Dis article is abt a imaginary situation wherein Raj thackeray cums up 2 take residence in bokaro,in many ways,a microcosm of india!!

RAJ'S PLANS AFTER SETTLING HERE:-
no sooner had he settld in,he began 2 cast a keen eye arnd 4 ny marathi manoos on whose behalf he cud take cudgels..N 2 his relief,dere were indeed mny marathi manoos here...

HIS TROUBLE:
d prblm was dat dey cud nt b torn apart,not even by themselves,4m non marathis manoos...Every community live 2gether n often inextricably linked thru friendly ties,profession or common interest...

NOW WAT WILL RAJ DO:
well,dnt take him lightly,guys!..He is nothing if nt innovative..In a flash,it came 2 him,NUMBERS!!

THE PLAN:
here,house r given Quarter Numbrs...Raj thought they cud b divided into odd numberd n even numbred houses!! If he cud not create rifts on d basis of community,he wud do so on d basis of numbers..This seemed quite easy to do.. So,he began his divisive campaign.

THE CAMPAIGN:
a)he told all even numbrs dat all d odd nos r wel,2 put it frankly,distinctly 'odd'.As in weird,strange,angular,unpredictable..In short,odd numbrs cud not b trustd
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b)he told all odd nos dat even nos r,well,2 put it frankly,very 'even'..Vich meant they were divisible by 2,n as evryone knows,nyone or nythin which is divisible is essentially unstable,unpredictable,undependable!!

DID HE SUCCEED?:
the harder he tried,d less he succeeded..Odds n evens seemed closer 2gethr dan ever b4..

WHY DIDNT HIS PLAN WORK:
it was becoz of d numbr dat Raj himself was..He was neither odd nor even,and when added 2 any other number,odd or even,made no change to the number...N no one can change the ultimate ill fate of ny number when multiplied with it...Thats right,wat Raj was,alwaz had been,alwaz wud b a PEREECT ZERO.

Note:This forwarded article by a friend,was originally written by jug Suraiya 4 TOI..N edited by me 4 space n better clarity..